delay the South.

[Rotten]

Why would you stay somewhere you hated? I don't get that.

[TheDeamon]

Why would you stay somewhere you hated? I don't get that.

Lack of employment/living options elsewhere, I would imagine. Not many people undertake long-distance moves without having a job lined up on the other side. For the ones that do, you usually find the independently wealthy(or at least, well equipped with a savings account to get then through being unemployed), family/friends support networks, or homeless people.

Certain professions are even worse for portability, as different states have different accreditation/licensing requirements, and the associated costs may not be cheap.

[Ishpeck]

His girlfriend hates everywhere else

[Paradox]

I thought I had mentioned recently that I live in South Carolina.


And Rotten, there's a few things which can keep a person from being able to just uproot and go wherever they please. Are you really having a failure of imagination?


Obviously I'm afraid of airplanes, my car broken down, my feet were cut off, and the last time I got on a bus I was tongue kissed by a hobo, so I'm staying here until a plan comes together.

[Rotten]

I thought I had mentioned recently that I live in South Carolina.


And Rotten, there's a few things which can keep a person from being able to just uproot and go wherever they please. Are you really having a failure of imagination?


Obviously I'm afraid of airplanes, my car broken down, my feet were cut off, and the last time I got on a bus I was tongue kissed by a hobo, so I'm staying here until a plan comes together.

Who cut your feet off?

[Paradox]

They had to be surgically removed.

One of the local forest clowns nibbled them in my sleep and they became infected.

[TheDeamon]

Nothing worse than a clown infection.

[Ishpeck]

Nothing worse than a clown infection.

Clownfection.

[Namrok]