I'm going to out-breed all of you

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I'm going to out-breed all of you

Postby Ishpeck » Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:39 pm

Wife and I are headed to the hospital for baby #4
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Re: I'm going to out-breed all of you

Postby Namrok » Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:45 pm

Damn dude. Quit hogging all the good baby souls and leave some for the rest of us. I don't want to end up with a mongoloid or an autist whenever I have a kid.
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Postby Ishpeck » Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:01 am

8lbs, 5oz. 18.5 inches. All things nominal.
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Postby Namrok » Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:10 am

Congrats. How long until you teach them how to make keyboards?
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Postby Ishpeck » Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:29 am

Namrok wrote:Congrats. How long until you teach them how to make keyboards?
Three weeks
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Re: I'm going to out-breed all of you

Postby Kalledon » Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:40 pm

Yeah. Kelly and I chose to stop at 3 and then I took one for the team.

Congrats on your new rugrat!!!
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Re: I'm going to out-breed all of you

Postby TheDeamon » Sat Feb 27, 2016 9:17 am

Congrats on number 4.

And I don't need to outbreed you, my siblings have done so already. 8-)
3 Nieces 1 Nephew by oldest sister
1 Nephew by the next oldest sister
3 Nieces, 2 Nephews(one of which has Down's Syndrome, hi Namrok!) by my oldest brother.
2 Nieces, 3 Nephews by my older brother.
And 2 Nephews by my little sister.
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Re: I'm going to out-breed all of you

Postby Namrok » Sat Feb 27, 2016 5:08 pm

TheDeamon wrote: 3 Nieces, 2 Nephews(one of which has Down's Syndrome, hi Namrok!) by my oldest brother.
All I'm saying is if your family tree wasn't so voracious it wouldn't run out of good soil. I mean that's just science.
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Postby Ishpeck » Sat Feb 27, 2016 9:19 pm

Are we counting legal or just blood relatives here?

'Cause I've got some pretty voracious foster siblings
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Postby TheDeamon » Sat Feb 27, 2016 9:26 pm

Blood relations, as they're the only ones sharing all but a very very tiny portion of their genetic profiles with you.
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Postby Ishpeck » Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:06 pm

TheDeamon wrote:Blood relations, as they're the only ones sharing all but a very very tiny portion of their genetic profiles with you.
Yeah, my family's probably never going to out-produce your family. One of my sisters is medically pinned to having just the one she's got and another of my sisters refuses to be around straight men.

But I've already lapped you four times.
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Re: I'm going to out-breed all of you

Postby TheDeamon » Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:39 pm

Namrok wrote:
TheDeamon wrote: 3 Nieces, 2 Nephews(one of which has Down's Syndrome, hi Namrok!) by my oldest brother.
All I'm saying is if your family tree wasn't so voracious it wouldn't run out of good soil. I mean that's just science.
I think that one was more testimony for the older you are(either partner) when having children, the greater the odds of having a weird birth defect crop up. Of course, then I have to realize they hadn't even turned 30 when they had him for their last sprog(just over 15 years ago)

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